Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
I do not remember the last time that I completed one single day without smelling like a wet dog. Each and every morning before I wake my children, I am clean, groomed and smell of the finest Donna Karen Parfum.
My children are my heart and soul. I do not remember my life before them, nor do I care to.
What I fail to understand, Dear Abby, is how I somehow end my days a ragged mess, reeking of sweat and covered in bodily fluid other than my own.
Could you please explain to me how the God of Beauty is on a perpetual vacation and how the God of Pungent Stench and the God of Sick Humor appear to be watching over me?
Graceless Stench of a Mom in Alabama
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Ahem...let me preface the rest of this story with a little disclaimer:
Chris and I have an ongoing joke - we always wonder if people in more affluent areas of town feel about us the way we do when we are driving through less than desirable areas of town.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The little Monkey couldn't get enough lovins' from Julien - she had missed him so much!
Uncle Howard had to spoil the little Monkey as well!
The weather was scorching hot!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Addie isn't shying away from Dr. Dudgeon, she is trying to keep an eye on the stethoscope...
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Oldie, but a goodie.
I realize not everyone will find this funny, but I do believe this has to be my favorite commercial - ever. You must have an aversion to clowns, as I do, to fully appreciate it.
(You can pause the music at the bottom right of the blog if you choose)
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
She stood in his room looking at her book.
Then ventured over to the mural that she is never, EVER, allowed to touch.
Wow...that's one big guy!
She went over by the window and pulled the curtains back and revealed that they are in desperate need of being ironed.
Julien was more than happy to report that he is in Aspen today!
Monday, June 07, 2010
Saturday, June 05, 2010
Thursday, June 03, 2010
In the end, she decided she would be just as happy sharing and helping me to put my shoes on.
What a good little helper!
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
(I have no idea why there is a video game crammed under my couch - that clearly was not returned to its proper place)
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
I must have looked approachable today because I had some of the oddest conversations to take place.
Of course she took a time out to stop and look at the books.
My sweet girl loves books!