Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Everyone focus here please!

If I could please direct your attention to this post we will go over today's very important lesson.

Ahem.

These precious little piggies viewable below- freshly painted with brand new organic polish:



are allowed to be placed in items such as:

this:



or this:


or this:


and even this:



but these little piggies:



are absolutely not allowed to be placed in items such as:

this:



Do we all have a firm understanding?

Good.

Monkey did not have a firm understanding of this until we discussed in great detail just the other night.

Uh-huh.

As Monkey was on the potty, she very politely took her precious little foot and placed it ever so gently into the porcelain god of convenience.

Yes. She did.

I was screaming inside, but I held the Mommy face as I informed Addison-pa-tattison that we do not place our piggies into the potty.

That is yucky.

Then I proceeded to gently place her into the bath in hopes that every last germ would forever be washed from her freshly painted piggies.

Ahhh...the joy of a child acting typical.

The moment was a blessing and a gift from God.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That story made me smile! She's exploring her world...our little toilet explorer!

Suzanne (aka Kathy)

Jennifer said...

lol! great post!

Anonymous said...

I can say Addie has great taste in her footwear, except for the potty, lol!