House for sale!

Ah, how picturesque...this beautiful home is just waiting for you! Snuggled in the breathtaking snowcapped mountains of...Alabama? Yes, that's right - Alabama! Fine...there's no mountains, but you have to go up a hill to get to the house! Who wouldn't enjoy the convenience of hopping into your car and being at the beach or the mountains in a matter of a few mind-numbing hours! Oh come on! This house is awesome, you will feel at home the moment you walk through the door! It is a buyers market, you know!