I'm starting off this football season by dressing my sweet girl in non-committal orange and blue and teaching her the appropriate greeting/response/confirmatory statement/celebratory phrase of the coveted elephant simply known as, "Roll Tide".
I refuse to succumb to the pressure of choosing between my family and my husband.
This year, I will happily attend all football celebrations and partake in any and all party dips regardless of the orange or crimson dish in which it sits.
I. Am Switzerland.
Welcome to Football Season!